doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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