I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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