Small penises have feelings too.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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