I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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