i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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