Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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