Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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