Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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