i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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