I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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