i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
and you said cock pushups were impossible
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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