we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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