Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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