Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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