Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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