Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You almost got us killed.
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