South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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