I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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