you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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