she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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