She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
