so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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