Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She told me I should be a condom model.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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