Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Randomize
