we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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