Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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