No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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