I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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