Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
