your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i just had sex bonerless
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So squirting runs in the family.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i think my cat just said my name.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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