Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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