You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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