Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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