i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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