Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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