So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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