Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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