lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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