Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
