So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
my sisters under your porch take her home
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
