Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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