why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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