Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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