lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
id be glad to
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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