y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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