why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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