We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
