the new term for farting is butt boxing.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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