Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I wear drunk well.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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