So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have aggressive nipples.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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