are you so shy because you have an std?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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