Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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