Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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