Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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