i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Your cock deserves a montage
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
