I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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